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PITTSBURGH'S MOST WANTED

WANTED
LOCAL JAGOFF

South Side Shelly Wanted poster example artwork
PERSONALIZED WANTED WALL ART

Make yourself or someone you know Pittsburgh’s most wanted.

Upload a photo, build the rap sheet, and choose your print. We’ll make it a custom Local Jagoff Wanted design.

BUILD THE RAP SHEET
No charge today. Proof first. Print after approval and payment.

A couple of Pittsburgh's most wanted.

Wanted poster example: South Side Shelly

South Side Shelly

Last Seen
Somewhere between Carson St and bad decisions
Caution
May hurt your feelings
Reward
$10,000
Jagoff things
  • Shows up 20 minutes late and somehow still looks annoyed
  • Knows everybody’s business before they do
  • Starts an argument in the group chat and disappears
  • Says there’s ‘nothing good’ across the river
  • Talks you into a bad decision and denies responsibility later
Wanted poster example: Dipshit Dan

Dipshit Dan

Last Seen
Double-parked outside Giant Eagle
Caution
Will argue with GPS
Reward
One chipped ham sandwich and exact change for the meter.
Jagoff things
  • Parks across two spots like he owns the lot
  • Uses hazards like they’re a parking permit
  • Says ‘I know a shortcut’ and adds 20 minutes
  • Leaves the shopping cart wherever it stops
  • Hits the brakes before entering every tunnel
  1. 01Upload a photo
  2. 02Build the rap sheet
  3. 03Choose your print
  4. 04Save your card - no charge
  5. 05We create the artwork
  6. 06Review your proof
  7. 07We print it

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01

Who’s on the poster?

A clear photo of one person. JPG, PNG or WEBP, up to 8 MB. No automatic background removal.

0/40
02

Build the rap sheet

Who picks the Jagoff things?

Likely to do Jagoff things 0 of 5 lines filled

Add up to five funny habits or things they’re known for. Write your own or use our suggestions below.

Only the lines you enter will be used. Blank lines stay off the design.

Leave a line blank to leave it off the design. Enter at least one line.

90 characters per line. You don’t have to fill all five.
Need ideas? Browse our suggestions

Find a funny line

Pick a theme to browse suggestions, or write your own above. You can mix ideas from different themes.

Keep it a gag, not an attack. No threats, home addresses, phone numbers, private identifying information, serious-crime accusations, sexual content about a real person, hate or harassment. Every design is manually reviewed.

Last Seen100 characters maximum.
Caution100 characters maximum.
Reward100 characters maximum.
03

Choose your print

Physical wall art. One carefully made design, your choice of finish.

Example shown. Your order will use your photo and personalization. Your personal proof comes before printing, and production requires approval and payment.

04

Check the details

Shipping address

US shipping only. This is where your approved print will go.

No charge today. Save your card now; payment follows manual approval or automatic approval under the policy below.

Your proof. Your review window.

No charge today.

Sales tax is calculated from your shipping address before you authorize the final total. Your card is saved now and charged only after approval under this policy.

We’ll charge the card you provide when you approve your proof.

If you don’t respond to your proof, we’ll email a reminder after 48 hours. If there’s still no response within 24 hours after that reminder is successfully sent, your proof will be approved automatically and we’ll charge the same order total.

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No charge is made when I submit my custom order. Stripe securely retains the card I provide for this order. I authorize Local Jagoff to initiate one charge of the total shown and accepted for this order, including US shipping, when I approve the current proof, or automatically if I do not respond within 24 hours after a reminder is successfully sent. The reminder is sent after 48 hours without a response to a shared proof. I can request changes before approval; each proof or revision may take 24-48 hours. A revision request cancels that proof's deadline, and a newly shared proof starts a new review cycle. Local Jagoff may adjust wording and layout for print quality. I am responsible for reviewing the photo, wording, spelling, layout, and product mockups. I confirm I have the right to use the uploaded image. If anyone shown is under 18, I am their parent/legal guardian or have permission from their parent/legal guardian to use their image. Production begins only after approval and successful payment.

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